Should pilsener drinkers be made fun of or pitied?

Too scared to offend anyone- especially if they are big. But probably made fun of.

Favourite beer?

Pretty standard tastes - Carlton Draught.

Least favouriite beer?

Tooheys New. Absolute puss

Becks or Beckham?

Not a big Becks fan but if I say Beckham I would sound like a poof. So pass me a cold Becks please.

Victoria Bitter or Victoria Beckham?

VB. Her boobs look way too fake. But that would make for a great story for the boys.

Best hangover cure

Sometimes if u are not that crook more beer can be a great fix. However time is the only real cure for me

Should the legal age be dropped for beer drinkers?

I dont think so. Somethings just don’t need changing I guess.

Jennifer Hawkins or Jennifer Aniston?

Can't choose so the only fair answer would be to have them both at the same time.

Tell us about your best or worst beer related drinking experience?

Getting alcohol poisoning and having the continual spews. Shouldn't treat myself in such a way. Oh and picking up Wookie in Perth to end a drought.

Reformed underage drinker and Star Wars fan Brad Waters answers a few important questions for us.