Craig’s tasting
I will come straight out and tell you this is a cloudy ale. I am sure many Australians have had the pleasure of getting acquainted with this fantastic offering.
Now I have the technicalities out of the way, let me do what I do best and talk about my first experience with this beer. The year was 2001, I was a Uni student. Every Wednesday I would head to the Uni bar as soon as my 9.00 am lecture finished. I would order my usual and get ready for the band to start at 12.00 pm. One day, one of my more artistic friends said to me, “hey Craigo try one of these, no preservatives! it won’t give you hangover”. I responded very quickly to him. “I’m sorry but I don’t drink those girly boutique beers”. “Take your man loving, girly palate and get out of my sight”.
After some lobbying from my good friend I finally gave in and tried his alternative beer. I did not know then but my life would never be the same again. Its cloudy, mellow taste made me weak at the knees, with a tear in my eye I turned and thanked my awesome friend.
As the day rolled on we laughed together, we sang together, we fell over together and eventually...... that bastard pashed on with my girlfriend!
Now the anger has subsided I have come to the conclusion that everything happens for a reason.
My slimy, backstabbing mate and my over friendly ex girlfriend had to go. They had to be out of my life so I could make way for the love affair that had just blossomed. There is no way I could love them like I loved this beer. It was the best thing for everyone and in a way I was cheating on her also.
Coopers Sparkling Ale “you complete me”