Craig’s tasting
Continuing the trend of marketing beers that have a point of difference from their peers, Matilda Bay has managed to produce the most popular flavoured beer on offer. Well at least as far as Australia is concerned.
As you walk to the bar and take up a waiting position behind the dude getting service ahead of you, Beez Neez stands out as the tap with a little bit of excitement attached to it, the kind of excitement you might also get when a good looking sales assistant says more than two words to you while you are at a sales counter.
Your excitement levels continue to rise as you take this beer back to your table, even if it isn’t your first time. The reason for this is simply that this is still a beer that is a little bit different if not even a little bit dangerous.
As the beer caresses your taste buds and settles ever so beautifully in your stomach your a left with a sweetness that is not overpowering but very much present. The honey doesn’t control the beer, the beer beats the honey into willful submission.
As you finish you are reminded of films such as Die Hard and Top Gun. You become John Mclain, you become the Maverick in the room.
Finally you will want to turn to your buddy and say “mate you can be my wing man anytime”. When the response is “just finish your girly beer and get the next shout” you have two options. Start drinking your beloved Beez Neez at home or be out and proud by trying to turn your mates.