A QUICK BEER WITH............. TINU KARKI
LONDON, ENG
If you were Sir Alex Ferguson who would you throw a shoe at and why?
Definetely Cristiano Ronaldo for wearing hot pants from Sportsgirl:
Why is Australia better than New Zealand?
Because kiwis have the worst accent in the world, how could you listen to that shit all day everyday
Why do women find the mustache so hot?
Because Boony has a mo and every woman secretly fantasizes about Boony
What is you best ever beer drinking experience and why?
Oktoberfest - great atmosphere and some very nice beer
Age of first beer and was it?
Around 13-14, I had 6 or 7 warm Tooheys New longnecks......this also resulted in my first alcohol spew.
Victoria Bitter or Victoria Beckham?
Don’t like either but i'll take Victoria Beckham....just to piss David Beckham off.
What would you do if you were trapped on a desert island with Heidi Klum, a carton of beer and a bottle of sunscreen?
I would probably drink all the beer in the first night and make drunken inappropriate advances towards her (i'd get rejected of course).... then it would be a very uncomfortable couple of months until we were rescued
Why are shows like NCIS, Law and Order, CSI Cold Case etc. so incredibly average?
It’s made by americans for americans..........
Have you ever met a real Englishman in London and what was his name?
His name is Digsby - he wears a monocle, smokes a pipe and always reads The Times - honest.
What is your best tip for drinking in moderation?
Can’t be done unless you live in Saudi Arabia or you contract Jaundice
Linguistics expert and Christiano Ronaldo fan Tinu Karki tells the smoko some of his latest thoughts.
